Hiatus

Having no life, not much shit happens in day-to-day life.

The Blog for now is on Hiatus, until something important comes up...

More information later on the current projects we are working on!

July/August Newsletter

Hey everyone,
I've been out sick this last month, and other problems arose at home.
No big updates have come up, I have found a few people in Arizona (main hub for the club)
that want to sponser the club with signs, as long as I make them websites.

So with more people, comes more ad-money, comes more features to the site.

I want(ed) to build an avatar-esque site, or at least a profile site.
but I don't have the resources to do so, so if anyone out there has the knowledge to do it, send an email to our devs
Devs@TheNLC.com

School is starting this semester and more of our senior members will now be in college.
College is a great time to spread of the word of the great holy spirit of Nu Liefe.

Also,
Join our forums so they aren't so dead! http://thenolifeclub.com/

-
Van

June Newsletter

Nothing new this last month, been pretty slow.

Sorry Ya'll.

May Newsletter

It's been a full month (...well 2) since our april fools prank.
If you didn't see it, we said we were bought out by Google inc.
about 15 of you sent in emails saying "Congratz! Good luck!"

Thank you for either actually believing it or playing along..
Anyways, I'm back from my vacation in Cali. So here's some updates!

- Natallie

Hey Nolifers!

In the last month, the club has been quite slow.
Our members are on summer vacation from school,
playing games, and avoiding all work.

Right now, We are making new shirts, but we need a new logo for our shirts

• We are creating a generalized "Member" shirt for anyone to buy. They should be around 10$ and you will be able to put in the order from our main website
• The logo on the front is designed, but the back logo a 10x10 is hit a rough patch as we are trying to bring something new to it!

Other than that, not much has been going on.

• The Forums have been done for awhile. We just don't have enough people wanting to commit time to be on there.
• The Website has been worked on behind the scenes and now loads a bit faster, because I took out a load of useless coding I put in.
• Our Facebook is rising in fans, I'd like to see it hit 10,000 fans. So go and join!
• The Navigation on the main website has changed a bit to be easier.
  

Not much else, see ya next month nolifers.
- Van

April Newsletter

EDIT: APRIL FOOLS C:

Like hell we'd be bought out by Google™.
Let alone give in to such stupid commands.

If you're late to the party, read the fake email below sent out to all members.

Amazing news nolifers™!

We have officially been bought out by Google™!

They sent us an email last week, and I quickly approved and signed the contracts today.
Here is what this entails towards you as members;

"Dear Van, Thank you for your cooperation, TheNLC™ will be placed in good hands.
Please forwards this to all members. As stated below are the new requirements for them;

• They must now be at least 17, younger members will be instantly removed.
  
• No first names must be given, only last names and first initials.
  
• The forums will be closed until future notice
• The blog will be taken over by the same people that write the YouTube™ blog.
• The terms, NoLifers™, TheNLC™ NoLifeClub™ and YouNLC™ are not to be used without trademark symbols from now on.
  
• Members joining after January 5th 2009 will have their information disclosed to third party companies as written in their contract.
  
• Current owners are let go, but will be given a 159% payment of their overall income from the club.
  
• Managers, or artists are to be given a fair trial if we will need them.
• TheNLC.com. NoLifeClub.com, TheNoLifeClub.com, will be renamed to a single NLC.google.com after April 2010
• Natallie, will be given a 500,000$ settlement or the option of continuing to work for us.
  

For more information, please go to http://www.thenlc.com/Google.php

Thank You,
Frank Ziepermen
Google™ Inc.
Fziepermen@google.com"

Personally, I think he has great tastes and will make this club awesome!
Like he said please go to http://www.thenlc.com/Google.php for more information.
There's quite a bit more for you all to read.

Good luck everyone.
I guess this is the end. No more newsletters or anything from me or Natallie.
So consider this the April Newsletter.
I'm going to fukken maui!
Ciao,
Van

March Newsletter

Hello. Natallie is out for the next month on leave.
She hasn't taken a day off in nearly four years.
Her kid has herpes .. or chicken pox.
I can't remember which.


Doesn't matter. I'm Van and I'll be taking over.

Behind the scenes for the past year or so, being the main website builder.
Khylen along with myself are the soul creators of the Club.
Natallie was brought in afterwards for other reasons.
(Female face, big rack, someone over 17 to be the legal person.)

Read below for some current ideas and other points we are going after.

Xbox:
Me, Ari and some members have xBox Live accounts.
Along with COD, L4D2 and more. Send an email here and give us your gamer tag.

Comics:
What better way to use the site then comics?
Over the summer we'll be looking into making comics about the site.

Avatars/Own pages:
This one is tricky with our current host.
We can't do this right now. We would need a brand new site code,
along with many servers, none which any of us can afford.

Selling your emails:
I thought about this, but I'm not a dick.

Selling products:
We have a CafePress, with products. But we need something new and awesome.
A different shop maybe, we can't do etsy because that requires us to make the stuff...

DeviantArt:
I started a group on there, and then forgot about it.
If you want to join go here

Youtube:
The channel is quite dead, forget about it now, and when an update comes you'll just be more excited.

Are you even still reading this?
If you are then, I'm redoing the coding on the club for a sleeker look (again)
and there is much help needed with ideas and planning. Comment here with ideas!

Jan/Feb Newsletter

Forgot to post a newsletter last month, sorry.

This last month was quite interesting for the club...
We reopened our founding area of the club,
and new members have arisen through the ashes of emptiness.

Last month we got a new owner, Ari.As she came to the club she had many new ideas to bring to the table,
Most of them we looked at her like she was plagued, while some we thought were great!

One of her ideas was to redo an old classic;
With this last month in a new year, we reopened our Gaia Club. (Gaiaonline, yes some of us are gaiafags.)
The previous club was at just over 1300 pages, and almost 20,000 responses.
In 2005 we opened the doors to TheNLC - Gaia. Since then it has grown quite a bit.
To well, a website, a forum and just over 50 members.
(Along with just under 1500 facebook fans of 'having no life'.)

Check out the club today.


Other then that, some ideas have come up in the last 10 minutes of me writing this;
We should create an xbox live system for club members. Have L4D2, COD, Halo3; play with some members. I'll consider adding a page on the club where you can enter your screen name to get other members to play with you. What's better then free friends that spend 40$ a year?

This isn't the longest newsletter this month, because I'm in a rush out the door.
So have a good Groundhogs day, and don't get trapped in time and have to redo it every day.
So have a good groundhogs day and don't get trapp-- deja vu...

12-31-09

Hello all!
This week I have a special newsletter for Christmas The Holidays
Sorry that it is a bit late, but for reasons I cannot explain I won't get into it.
Anyways. Lets get on with it!

First off let me start off with what's been going on behind the scenes!

The website is officially not going to be changed again, if you've been with us for awhile the site has gone through multiple facelifts; You won't have to figure out the site again, it's done for now.

Secondly, The Youtube channel is in hi-speed, with videos happening almost every day(most weeks... okay rarely.)! I believe they still need a few more people to fill in days, so if you want to join send an email to Miranda the official NLChannel creator!

Last we have a new Owner! Arielle. She will be owning the eastern front of the club in New York. This has been much needed and will be quite appreciated.



Okay time to get on with an exclusive interview!
You may not hear from these two guys, they don't show themselves much anymore since the club took a turn and is building on itself with stuff like Youtube, Our Facebook, and of course,
this blog, all created by someone other then them.

Hey all
Allo'
Hai
It's nice to see you two, it's been quite a long time since we sat face to face.
We're in a Msn Chat?
Shut up.

I'm here to ask some questions for you guys!
1. What do ya'll do when not working on the club.
Work at failmart.
College, Work.
That's uninteresting!
2. What do you like most about the NLC?
The Girls
Where it's been heading lately
3. What do you like least about the NLC?
Interviews.
....
Van! I bought my first tight jeans.
It's actually not as bad as I was thinking
That is so fucking gay dude.
You know you like them ;3

You know what before this gets any worse, That's it for today.

If you have any questions you'd like to ask these guys just send them in to:

Questions@TheNLC.com

Thanks for reading everyone, Have a Happy New Year!

See ya'll in 2010

- Natallie

11/18/09

Hello all!
Time for a bit of an update.
I will personally start using this blog to update everyone on the events currently happening within the club.
We were going to start a newsletter/newspaper but I figured we might as well use something like Blogger which is easier to understand and communicate with.
This will replace the newsletters I was sending out by email, I will still send out an email on BIG newsletters posted here when I write them, but smaller updates will be unannounced globally.

• First off the forums are currently up and working (http://thenolifeclub.com/). Not many people are using them, so sign up and make them worthwhile so I feel more compelled to update them and make them better.
• We have the URL NoLifeClub.com working. (it just forwards to the main one, but I may switch over to that mainly if I get more support on the matter.) 
• Our Facebook is getting quite a bit of attention (Almost 500 members. Around the same number that still uses Myspace on a daily basis!)

Next month we have a special edition for Christmas! I will have a one on two interview with the creators of the No Life Club; Khylen and Van! Stay tuned. 

Welcome our newest members this month!

• Jordan
• Alice
• Chenise 

Thanks for reading!

- Natallie

Welcome

Welcome to the NoLifeClub main page at the current time.

We are currently building a website and this is mostly a placeholder.
In about a month (that's a wish) the club will have it's own website (at TheNLC.com) with Forums, a blog, and a lot more that will really show how much of a non life we really don't have.

For the time being, reply here or add our MSN name below to become a member on the list.
Click Here~


Thanks
-Natallie